Heidi Montag tweeted over the weekend that she was planning a "tell-all" book. It really must be a full moon, because she seemed serious. Tuesday, she tweeted a photo of her breakfast. Will it help her writing?
Yes, Heidi Montag has resorted to posting photos on Twitter of her breakfast cereal of choice. This morning it was what Charlie Sheen might term as "#winning:"
So what exactly is the "breakfast of champions" as Heidi puts it. It certainly looks a lot like oatmeal with fresh strawberries and blueberries. At least Dr. Keri Glassman guessed that it was something "grain-like" in a tweet that confused Heidi Montag:
Heidi, completely lost, tweeted back an answer to the obvious question and completely avoided looking up the word "quinoa." Insert blonde joke here: It looks like Heidi Montag might leave this little episode out of her tell-all that she supposedly started this weekend. It would be funny though if she does include a chapter called "How I make myself look really dumb on Twitter." Perhaps she could fill the whole book with anecdotes.