Well it was always going to come wasn't it - Heidi Montag has realised that the only way left to make any money from her life now: she's announced that she is writing a tell-all book! "Writing my tell all book! Wow what an adventure," she revealed on Twitter.

And then she added, "Time to sit down for another writing session. #mytruthwillbetold its so hard to pour my heart and soul into this book but it feels so good."Oh dear lord. So I'm guessing from this book we can expect tales of woe and betrayal from The Hills, lots of dirt on her former best friend Lauren Conrad and a recounting of her 10 Surgeries In One Day horror.